Hose are for Hos

Speaking of new jobs I just found out that I will probably be required to wear hose aka stockings at my new job. I don't understand how a very thin layer of nylon can make one's legs look more professional. Does that thin layer stifle all and any chance for sexual harrassment? Everytime I have ever been forced to wear the dreaded stockings all I have managed to do is put a run in them and have the crotch fall almost level with my knees. The only profession this sounds like is prostitution. I believe that the whole mentality towards the wearing of hose in the workplace is quite outdated, and it should be taken down, down, down. I want to form an organization, W.A.S. Women Against Stockings, and with time, we will prevail :).